π may be a number, but it holds infinite possibilities within its digits. It never reveals all its secrets at once. Get now your personal π-digit to lead you trough the adventure that we call life.
Piece of the π
For years there has been the possibility to buy galaxies, stars, square meters on the moon and other possessions that cannot be owned under the current law. But since it does not stop the various "institutes", I also want a piece of the cake, which is why you can now buy your personal π-number.
In your case, this would be the number at the position .
So, here's the deal, you paypal me 5 euros and I take your digit from the system. Never again will someone get this number (via this website). For 5 Euro more, I will also design a certificate and send it to you by email. For another 5 you may select your own digit and position. Perfect for birthdays, name days and Pi Day (the next March 14 is coming for sure).
Buy π Digit
Sike!
Okay! I thought that was really very obviously marked as a joke but apparently not obvious enough. My whole point is that this industry is completely stupid. What kind of satire would it be, when it then submits to the very same capitalist logic it criticizes?
Alright, here is the deal. You will send me prove to that you donated money to a good cause. I will then send you a certificate that you own whatever number you want. After that, you and I never talk about it again, and you will tell every single person you know how great and fun this website is.